neonmask

16 1 / 2019

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16 1 / 2019

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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16 1 / 2019

huffylemon:

every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal*
jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”

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16 1 / 2019

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)
my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

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16 1 / 2019

uncomfrtable:

allmyinvisiblemonsters:
I can’t believe that men, for centuries, had the audacity to look at women and think we’re dumber than them.
My noodle is 7

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16 1 / 2019

iamidris:

5hundredbenz:
iamidris:
so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?
hahah yes

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16 1 / 2019

phlogistinators:

recentgooglesearches:
if you die in a fur suit, will you still be wearing it in heaven
if you die in a fursuit youre not going to heaven

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16 1 / 2019

chaoticgood:

anime character: i was born a boy but i want to be called a girl! i view myself as both cute and a girl so please, refer to me as such!
cis anime fans:

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16 1 / 2019

officiallybi:

molbitch:
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”

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16 1 / 2019

fedorathexplorer:

surprisebitch:
oliveoilbby:
fartingfrommyeyeballs:
oliveoilbby:
The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH
Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured above.
Lol he’s very happily married to another very bearded man and they bake and have 3 rescue pitbulls and as you can tell a very big garden and are a gay wet dream tbh
that is so cute aaw
did you just say your uncle is a wet dream

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16 1 / 2019

jakemorph:

jakemorph:
jablinski blows any other game channel out of the water just for the entertainment value of jack black’s son trying to tell him he doesnt know anything about pop culture while jack black against ALL ODDS shows us that he knows way too much about pop culture
the guy from nacho libre plays undertale. cant stress this enough

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15 1 / 2019

i-am-the-third-heat:

beachdeath:
jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
and he is presently worth $137 billion
and half of $137 billion is roughly
$69 billion
Nice

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15 1 / 2019

thekwikemart:

this sequence is one of my all time favourites and screen caps wouldn’t do it justice

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15 1 / 2019

LGBT

hauntedcephalopod:

erign:
lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains

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15 1 / 2019

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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